Weekend revelations


If what I am saying to my husband doesn’t involve electronics, beef, Lost or sex, it is not retained.

Oliver = badass.

Playing Wii Tennis in a room with a ceiling fan overhead can be hazardous to one’s health.

Snuggling up under the covers and falling asleep with your kid is one of the best things ever.

Oliver’s ears are apparently broken (and it’s quite possible he comes from another planet entirely).

Even though I squeezed my eyes shut and wished real hard, my shower didn’t clean itself. And it fuckin’ well should have.

My cat has a death wish.

Signs my maturity level is plummeting: Superbad gets funnier every time I watch it.

Julia = 4 going on 14. Oh, the drama.

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28 Comments, Comment or Ping

  1. and I just think that I don’t need to cook tiramisu. Am I going to be a chef? No.

    February 19th, 2008

  2. I only remember the first sentence of this post now that it comes time to comment. (Heh… I said comes…)

    February 19th, 2008

  3. Peg

    My weekend revelations:
    My son apparently comes from the same broken-eared planet.
    Chocolate milk and donut vomit is hard to remove from berber carpet.

    February 19th, 2008

  4. Oh my – did the ceiling fan survive?! Chewy didn’t start on fire yet AGAIN, did he?!??

    February 19th, 2008

  5. If what I’m saying to my younger daughter doesn’t involve cookies, sleeping in Mommy’s bed, Littlest Petshop or watching a DVD, it is not retained.

    February 19th, 2008

  6. Hehe :)

    I feel like I’m on one of those radio shows : “Tune in again for more fun at Mama Tulips” :)

    February 19th, 2008

  7. okay this has nothing to do with your post at all but Lucas is sitting next to me while i’m reading it and he points to the lady in the bathtub and says “how she go down down down into the bathtub?” i responded i don’t know. He goes “maybe she climbed up the letters” Sweardagod i love that boy

    February 19th, 2008

  8. I’ve had Martin’s hearing checked several times because I was afraid he couldn’t hear me. Apparently he just can’t be bothered with what I’m saying.

    February 19th, 2008

  9. Snuggling up under the covers and falling asleep with your kid is only the best thing ever if it doesn’t happen five times a night, every night. Once a night or once a week, sure…

    February 19th, 2008

  10. ali

    “If what I am saying to my husband doesn’t involve electronics, beef, Lost or sex, it is not retained.”

    word, my friend. word.

    February 19th, 2008

  11. EE

    That cat. LOL

    February 19th, 2008

  12. God, I can’t even put Lost or beef on the list of things my husband retains.

    February 19th, 2008

  13. liv

    mmm….you said beef. and electronics.

    sometimes i scare myself with my man-like loves.

    i was just talking of a lovely carpaccio and a martini this morning.

    yes, this morning.

    February 19th, 2008

  14. Selective hearing must be a husband thing. To think that I thought it was just an ear wax build-up…

    February 19th, 2008

  15. So…does this add up to a good weekend, a bad one, or are you even steven?

    February 19th, 2008

  16. Of course Oliver comes from a different planet. Men are from Mars. Boys are from Pluto. Or is that Goofy? Yeah, well I’m almost sure it’s one of those Disney dogs.

    February 19th, 2008

  17. When am I going to make a tiramisu?! No offense….

    February 20th, 2008

  18. dude. i love sex, electronics, and beef.
    what does that say about me?

    ;)

    February 20th, 2008

  19. AB

    “Lost” and sex. Interchangable, no?

    February 20th, 2008

  20. Sounds like you had quite the interesting weekend. Hope Oliver’s ears do not remain broken, ouch! Definitely hear you about shower cleaning, if the shower fairy comes to your house, tell her mine is next on her list.

    February 20th, 2008

  21. Now if there were a way to clean your bathroom by playing Wii…well then we’d be onto something. Something big.

    February 20th, 2008

  22. I retain water and SB only retains hockey score – I think you got the better deal. Oliver IS Superbad (I’m blending your points – bwahahaha!) and Julia is destined to be the boss of us all.

    February 20th, 2008

  23. I think the monkey’s ears are broken, too, if it’s any consolation — unless I’m talking about cookies, TV or cookies….

    February 20th, 2008

  24. I live for the snuggling.

    February 21st, 2008

  25. I know how to get the shower clean with out cleaning it yourself.

    It’s called slave labour, love and I make use of it all the time.

    Wonderful years await you.

    Wait and see….

    February 21st, 2008

  26. My tub refuses to clean itself too, dammit. What is WRONG with these fixtures? Sheesh. Next the fridge won’t want to throw out it’s own moldy leftovers.

    February 21st, 2008

  27. Dave = My Dave

    February 21st, 2008

  28. I gotta watch me some superbad!!
    I haven’t seen it yet.

    February 22nd, 2008

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