Remember when, last week, I posted six weird things about myself? Well, many of you commented on weird thing number six, in which I revealed my belching talent. Chag came right out and suggested I post an audio clip of myself burping the alphabet twice in a row:
“You need to post an MP3 of your burping prowess.”
Now I'm a big ol' fan of Chag's, but when I read his comment, my first thought was, “Oh, hell no.”
But this past week hasn’t been the best for Chag. The romantic weekend getaway that he and his wife had planned last weekend went up in flames and although yesterday was their six-year anniversary, they didn’t get to slip off to The Keg and eat baseball sirloin and sip fine wine and make googly eyes at each other over large pieces of Chocolate Fudge Explosion cake like they probably wanted to. No…they stayed at home and took care of their son, who has chicken pox. Ouch.
Damn, do I feel bad for him. How bad do I feel? So bad that I decided the only way to attempt boosting his spirits was to give in to his request and post an audio clip of myself burping the alphabet. Twice. And saying “Who’s your daddy?” afterward. In the same burp.
Chag, this one’s for you.
44 Comments, Comment or Ping
The answer to that would most definitely be YOU! You rock!
February 4th, 2007
Now, that’s what I call talent!
February 4th, 2007
girl you’ve got MAD skills!!
February 4th, 2007
Damn! That was very impressive. Thank you for honoring my request.
February 4th, 2007
That. was really messed up Mama Tulip. Really. messed. up.
You are a good friend to Chag. I am sure he loved it…
February 4th, 2007
How did it feel for YOU, mama?
February 4th, 2007
Whoa.
February 4th, 2007
you crafty witch.
and a true friend at that.
February 4th, 2007
Oh
my.
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone do anything even remotely like that before. That’s impressive. Gross, but impressive.
February 4th, 2007
You’re my hero.
February 4th, 2007
Never before have I thought of belching as a loving tribute, but that definitely was. You have some talent.
February 4th, 2007
Um. I’ve never been more attracted to you than I am right now.
February 5th, 2007
Oh. My. God. Incredible. My hat’s off to you, woman!!!
February 5th, 2007
Now THAT is bold.
February 5th, 2007
How could I love reading and listening to you more? By listening to that! GAH! I LOVE IT. And if that didn’t make Chag smile, than I just don’t know what will.
BTW – what’s in the tub with you? Is that a sandwich?
February 5th, 2007
Oh I get it! It’s an armadillo – my bad.
February 5th, 2007
SHUT THE FRIG UP.
My husband would be SO JEALOUS if he heard you. (And then I would have to try to do it so I could win his love back and there’s no way in heck I want to even try so he’ll never hear that mp3.)
February 5th, 2007
You’re my hero.
February 5th, 2007
That was AWESOME.
February 5th, 2007
that is so hot.
February 5th, 2007
WWWWOOOOOOOWWWWW. My son thought that was the COOLEST thing evah!
February 5th, 2007
woot! i can’t wait until i get home and get on my computer with sound!
ha ha ha ha ♥
February 5th, 2007
I’m just speechless. I feel as if I should respond by farting Twinkle Twinkle Little Star or something.
February 5th, 2007
As we would say in Blighty:
You are one classy bitch!
:-)
February 5th, 2007
You’ve apparently offended my computer’s delicate sensibilities, because it refuses to play this for me. Damn.
February 5th, 2007
Damn Tulip, I’m impressed!
And slightly turned on.
I knew you were my type of gal. I’m so hunting you down to hear a live version of this.
February 5th, 2007
Fanfuckingtastic. That was hilarious.
February 5th, 2007
Holy hell, woman. That was impressive. Disgusting, but impressive.
February 5th, 2007
NOw, if that doesn’t have the men lining up, I DON”T KNOW WHAT DOES!!
February 5th, 2007
i am freaking DYING here! Here I am, close to 36 and peeing my self over belching. aaah. life is good. can’t wait to share with this my FOUR year old when he gets home.
February 5th, 2007
You must be the LIFE of the party! That skill could win over anyone. Well those that are not intimidated by your powers.
February 5th, 2007
I might have just orgasmed a little bit.
February 5th, 2007
ok–you have created a monster. my son is now obsessed with that audio–we’ve just replayed it about 15 times (no exagerration).
“mama, I want to listen to that lady burp her ABCs one more time PLEEEEZE” (and he’s imitating you to-boot). I need to dig up by digital recorder!
February 5th, 2007
“Who’s your Daddy”!!!!!
LOL that was the best part.
You are my hero.
February 5th, 2007
um, wow. You are, er, some friend!
February 5th, 2007
Oh. My. Gosh. That was TOO FUNNY! …and a little creepy sounding!!! Especially since I haven’t heard your real voice! Hilarious!!!! I feel like utter shit, and you just made me laugh. Nice. Thanks!!!!!
February 5th, 2007
You are one hell of a friend!!!!
February 5th, 2007
Awesome. Just, awesome.
February 6th, 2007
i really needed this today, so, thanks…
February 6th, 2007
Soooo-weet!
February 6th, 2007
EEEEWWWWWWW!!
i am SO impressed.
February 6th, 2007
That was one of my weird things meme items as well, but only once, not twice! Impressive!!!!! I just tried to do it though, and it seems I’ve lost the ability to make it all the way to Z. I can still burp really loud and on command though, so that is a good thing.
February 7th, 2007
HA! I just got a chance to listen to that. Impressive!
February 7th, 2007
That’s quite some talent!
February 8th, 2007
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