1. It's Monday.
2. The kids' Christmas break has officially begun, which means I don't get to ring in the week off by lying in my jammies on the couch watching Maury, eating cold leftovers and scratching my ass like I usually do.
3. My thoughtful considerate awesome husband took both car seats to work with him this morning, leaving me housebound with my children for the ENTIRE EVERLOVIN' DAY.
4. There wasn't enough coffee in the maker for me to have a second cup (and yeah, I know I can make more, and I will. But it's Monday, and I'm lazy).
5. "Mummmmmeeeee? Julia hitted me!"
"Mummmmeeeee? Oliver poked me in the eye!"
"Mummmmeeee? Julia said she's not my best friend!"
"Mummmmeeeee? Oliver's licking me!"
SIGH.
But. One thing I discovered this morning that definitely doesn't suck:
Surprise toilet goblins.
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I hear ya! I sure do. But that toilet goblin makes it all worth while, doesn’t it? (wtf) Make sure no one uses that one as a bugle though, ok.
Merry Christmas, pass the coffee!
xo
erin
December 21st, 2009
Toilet goblins rule!
December 21st, 2009
Ack! Flee! Flee! It’s a toilet goblin!
December 21st, 2009
A surprise toilet goblin would totally make my day. Monday or not.
December 21st, 2009
ok… that goblin totally made my morning. the rest does seem to suck
December 21st, 2009
I am SO making one of those!
December 21st, 2009
Thanks for a Monday smile.
December 21st, 2009
even the toilet goblin does not make up for the fact that you were STUCK.AT.HOME.ALL.DAY.
gah, that is the shits.
December 21st, 2009
I kind of want my own toilet goblin
December 21st, 2009
I am very jealous of your toilet goblin!
December 22nd, 2009
To me, the coffee is the worst part of the story. I hate to wake up and discover that I only have a single glass of diet pepsi left to get me through today.
This morning I woke up and there was NO DIET PEPSI. But it’s okay because I work today and my fellow diet pepsi addict coworker and I keep the fridge stocked with diet pepsi.
SO IT’S OK.
But I also don’t have toilet goblins, and for that I am sad.
December 22nd, 2009
Dood. ETSY WIN.
December 22nd, 2009
Toilet goblins are about to infest my bathrooms.
December 22nd, 2009
Toilet goblins….hahahahahaha!
December 23rd, 2009
I wish my porch gnomes would do something creative like your toilet goblins.
December 23rd, 2009
Hehe :) Toilet goblins are fun.
December 23rd, 2009
Brilliant.
Hope you don’t mind that this made me leap from my seat and draw one (I KNEW that toilet roll would be empty!!!) and hide it, with added word balloon saying “Toilet Goblin says GRR”. I suspect it will be a long while till the other half finds it, he does not clean bathrooms too well!
January 4th, 2010
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